multi-tasking

I have discovered a unique way of multi-tasking: while walking from point A to point B, close your eyes for a few seconds at a time in order to get some much-needed rest. Result: not only do you feel more refreshed, but no time has been wasted!

Caution & Advice for Success:

1) This is best done when no one is around. Not only do people prove to be hazards that you might walk into, you will probably attract a lot of strange looks.

2) This is best executed while walking in a straight line on a wide path. Trips and falls may be the consequence if you do not follow this advice (this also may result in strange looks and pointing fingers/laughing by passersby).

3) Emphasis on closing your eyes for only a few seconds at a time. You never know when a small dog may wait for just that moment to get under your feet and try to trip you. Also, an alligator might jump out and try to bite your leg off. This would result in surgeries, possible prosthetics, and trauma counseling. In addition, trained professionals will try to find the answer to why you were walking down the street with your eyes closed for so long. This would be embarrassing to explain.

I have done this several times with excellent results. Who says you never have time to rest?